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Better luck next year.


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Word on the street is Dingfat is scared to squat-off with Prant, for fear that both, yes both, of them will not beat my squat max of 470. Which I squatted my junior year. I don't care if Dingfat squatted 500 and whatever when he was in high school. All that matters is that he can't do what I once did.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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Actually, I could have easily beaten that during today's squat-off. I racked 455 with seriously NO problems. I did just enough to beat Prant. I came nowhere near my max.


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That's what they all say.

The score is:

Dingfat: 455

Jhris: 470


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Well, if we're going by all-time squat max, the score is:

Dingbat: 505

Jhris: Woman


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Boach Clack: ??? (numbers don't go that high)


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I don't think Boach can count passed 10. That means my insane squat numbers mean nothing to him and his little brain.


So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet
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you have alittle brain to match your tiny squat *****.

The score is now
Jhris: 470
Boach: 500 five times (with ease might I add)


Foolish Mortals no one could match me in a squat off


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Hahaha. Boach, my sore leg muscles quiver as I bow to you.

It is true, Fatbat outperformed me in the first annual Easter Squat-Off, and he easily could have done 471 and beat Jhris. However, we must take into account that simple steps are like a squat workout for Fatbat, since he must carry around such brobdignagian girth. We must also understand that Prant went to bed at 5:30 the night before and was not in tip-top shape. And even though 450 was not enough to beat Fatbat, it's safe to say that Fitness Week was a resounding success.

And Jhris, I do believe that you once told me your actual highest max was 455, but the bell rang and you ran out of time, thus you projected your all-time max to be 470. Thus you walk around claiming an inflated total, which I agree, you may have been able to attain, yet you have never actually reached 470. Hmmm...

I believe that makes the all-time score:
Boach--eleventy billion pounds
Fatbat--505
Jhris--455
Prant--looks better naked than all you mofos.

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Dang, wouldn't want to judge that competition!


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Nah prant I think I have you in that category too. Nice try buddy.


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No, Boach. You have me in the "looks better clothed" department, because you know how to rock a sweatervest.

I look better naked because you can grate cheese on my stomach, whereas your stomach looks like it is made of cheese. Squishy, fat, jiggly cheese.

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I DID SQUAT 470!!!! I squatted 455 for lift-a-thon you idiot. I told you that I squatted 470 a month later. I lifted more than you'll ever know after my junior year. I DID squat 470. Ask May D. or Carp. Bitch.


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